February 2012
Such a dilemma.. WHAT DO I DO. It’s that butterfly stupid mofo-in feeling all over again, but I still love you. The fuh. I need Jesus.
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
New STD called "feelings" don't catch that shit.
canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
